Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Hunger is the best sauce...


I miss bread. Efforts to lose the baby weight have become increasingly desperate. As of Saturday I started a detox diet (DOCTOR RECOMMENDED!) that restricts my eating to lean meats, fish, veggies and water for the next two weeks. After that I get to add fruit and juice...Glory be. Riley is detoxing with me in the sweetest little show of support that I ever did see. While I was pregnant I had nightly dreams that involved Scarlett Johanssen and not much else (pregnancy produces homoerotic tendencies in 46% of women...or something). Now my dreams feature me and baguettes in tantalizing situations. I think Riley may be missing the pregnancy. Me? I am just missing bread.

4 comments:

  1. hmmmmm....thats bread in that pictures looks super good megan! Yummy!!!

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  2. umm...I don't know that I would be admitting that about beautiful, Scarlett. I mean you don't see me telling the world about me and Pamela....do you think any onlookers of your blog will know what I am referring to??

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  3. Onlookers can only guess... I wish I had your discipline, Meg, I tried being good for a few days and then FOOD came back into the picture... stomach bug of course.

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  4. Meg! I miss bread in a way no one can understand. I never thought I enjoyed it as much or even ate it as much, until I stopped eating it. And cheese... it just makes me cry thinking about all of my memeories with it.

    I love Margaret's pic with the monkey, but next time why don't you just place her on a big platter with a bunch of fruits and vegetables?

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